Take me home to the country, please
WKUK
This was Helmut Kohl. I made him look a bit edgier.
Not half as disappointed as I look
I do have some reservations about giving him a whole lot of praise for taking such a common sense stance, however I think the symbolic importance of the president’s support could do wonders for the national discourse. Then again it’ll probably just get messed up by stupid people like North Carolinian voters. Whatever. Let’s suspend our disbelief and celebrate at least for a few hours.
You’re blowing up?
That’s good.
Fantastic.
That y’all
It’s like that y’all
I don’t really give a fuck about it at all
Select a group of close(est) friends. Buy a shit ton of beer. Drive out to the country. Play in the yard in the dark as a thunderstorm rolls in. Repeat as needed.