Shorty had them Apple Bottom jeans, boots with the fur.
Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
You say you know what he did, but you idiot kid, you don’t have a clue
Elliot Smith - Needle in the Hay

Take me home to the country, please

WKUK

This was Helmut Kohl. I made him look a bit edgier. 

This was Helmut Kohl. I made him look a bit edgier. 

Not half as disappointed as I look

Not half as disappointed as I look

This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.
Don Draper

You’re blowing up?
That’s good.
Fantastic.

That y’all
It’s like that y’all
I don’t really give a fuck about it at all

Kanye West
When life gets absurd

Select a group of close(est) friends. Buy a shit ton of beer. Drive out to the country. Play in the yard in the dark as a thunderstorm rolls in. Repeat as needed.